Blue Alpha Male Unicorn Hoodie unicorn-swimsuit Machine washable and available from

Machine washable and available from Twin to King with matching pillowcases and a concealed zipper

This sparkly unicorn pencil case is built from waterproof EVA with a raised 3D relief that gives the design real depth you can actually feel

The drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket provide practical function alongside the joke

A simple unicorn rug in dark or neutral tones grounds the theme

Blue Alpha Male Unicorn Hoodie unicorn-swimsuit Machine washable and available fromThe blue colorway gives this ironic hoodie a cool, laid back edge. A cartoon unicorn rides a rainbow arc surrounded by colored stars, with "ALPHA MALE" printed boldly in large letters the contrast between the cute graphic and the statement text is the whole joke, and it lands every time. Available in blue, with the same design across the full range. Built for everyday wear Pullover construction with a drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket. Polyester