Gen X - Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Size:L this shirt hits the nail

this shirt hits the nail on the head

Featuring a groom with a blank stare and a bride gripping his arm like a final boss fight

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it’s the ultimate costume alternative or party starter

Gen X - Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Size:L this shirt hits the nailAh, Gen X. The latchkey legends. The dont come home until the streetlights are on survivors. This shirt is a love letter to the toughest generation the one raised on rusty hose water, Saturday morning cartoons, and just enough emotional neglect to build character. It's retro, it's raw, and its ridiculously accurate. Groovy vintage font & stripes No participation trophies included Guaranteed to trigger Millennials and confuse Gen Z Wear it proudly, you